patronsaint-ofswitchbladefights:

Look 👀 alive 😃😄 Sunshine ☀️😎 109 in the sky 🌤️☁️ but the pigs 👮👮‍♀️🐖🐖 won’t quit 😤😤😤 You’re here with me 🤙 Dr. Death Defying 😏😏 I’ll be your surgeon 😷 your proctor 👨‍🏫 your helicopter 🚁 Pumping ✊⛽ out the slaughtermatic 🔪💀 sounds 🔉🔊 to keep you alive 💯💯🤯 A system failure ☠️😠 for the masses 😢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧  antimatter⚛️👩‍🔬 for the master plan 📝💣 Louder 🔊📣 than God’s ✝️ revolver 🔫🔫 and twice ✌️ as shiny 🌟🌟 This one’s 1️⃣ for all of you rock'n'rollers 🤘👨‍🎤 All you crash queens 💥👸 and motor babies 🏍️👶 Listen up! 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢 The future ⌛⏰ is bulletproof! 🔫✊😲 The aftermath 🌋🚧 is secondary! 2️⃣‼️ It’s time ⏰ to do it now 😆 and do it loud! 😈😈 KILLJOYS 😂☝️MAKE SOME NOISE! 😄😤‼️🥁🎸💥🌡️🎵🎶🌠⚡🔥🔥

d-e-w-p:

seulgls:

hello dark mode users :)

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knightowlet:

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’